Link: http://j.mp/bdsmtest
The bad news for most people is that the test is only available in German.
The good news is I translated it years ago for a Master and thanks to online storage found it again today. So I retook the test to see what has changed (i’ve become more masochistic – yikes). Then it hit me 😉 why not make the translation available on my blog for non-German speakers.
So are you sitting (un)comfortably?
Achtung! Fertig! Los!!!!! (Ready! Set! Go!!!!)
The wesbite is:
Don’t panic!! It’s only the language of BDSM 🙂
Top Right Box:
Registration details:
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German
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English
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Pseudo
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Nickname
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Alter
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Age
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PLZ
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Post code (1 0 1 will put you in north-west Berlin)
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Bitte die ersten 3 Ziffer!
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The first 3 digits, please!
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Geschlecht
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gender
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Schulabschluss
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education (Abitur is A-level, SAT)
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Familienstand
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Marital status
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Geschlecht des Wunschpartners
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gender of the partner you’re seeking
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Erfahrung mit SM
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experience with S&M
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Weiter
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Next/onwards
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Click on “Zu den Fragen” ( = To the questions).
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German
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English
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trifft auf keinen Fall zu
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Doesn’t apply to me at all
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trifft kaum zu
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Hardly applies to me
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trifft etwas zu
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Somewhat applies to me
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trifft weitgehend zu
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Applies to a large extent
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trifft vollkommen zu
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Applies totally, fuck yeah! :p
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There’s a line at the top of the test that says:
Hinweis: Wenn du eine derartige Fantasie noch nicht hattest, dann wähle bitte “Trifft auf keinen Fall zu”
which means:
Please Note: if you haven’t had such a fantasy yet, then choose “trifft auf keinen Fall zu” (doesn’t apply to me at all).
Now (finally) to the test itself:
The fantasy/idea excites me…
Frage 1: … when I give notice of pain, torture and humiliation to my partner
Frage 2: … when i suffer humiliation via my Partner
Frage 3: … when I feel my partner’s submission and devotion
Frage 4: … when I sense my partner’s fear and hear his cries.
Frage 5: … when my Partner inflicts pain that I can only just bear.
Frage 6: … when I get my partner to do things that he wouldn’t normally do or like.
Frage 7: … when my partner has my body at his disposal.
Frage 8: … when I see the marks of my SM-treatment left on my partner (pressure points from clamps, welts from torture, etc.)
Frage 9: … when my partner submits to me involuntarily.
Frage 10: … when i’m punished for my mistakes/misconduct.
Frage 11: … when I don’t know which “treatments” I’m to endure.
Frage 12: … when my partner has to suffer pain during sex or during a session
Frage 13: … When, through suffering pain, my orgasm is protracted.
Frage 14: … when my partner forbids me to orgasm.
Frage 15: … when I torture my partner up to his limits.
Frage 16: … when I have use of my partner’s body and it’s at my disposal.
Frage 17: … when I can’t defend myself against the pain i’m experiencing.
Frage 18: … when I can see that my partner has surrendered to me.
Frage 19: … when I, as torturer, punish others.
Frage 20: … when I’m forced to submit to my partner completely.
Frage 21: … when my partner announces in which way he’s going to use me.
Frage 22: … when my partner dishes out orders to me.
Frage 23: … when i’m forced under orders to postpone my orgasm (cum-denial)
Frage 24: … when I use my partner as a sextoy.
Frage 25: … when I buy a slave at a slave market.
Frage 26: … when i’m kept helpless during sex with my partner.
Frage 27: … when my partner follows my orders with no objection.
Frage 28: … when pain reaches my limits.
Frage 29: … when my partner doesn’t carry out an order in order to be punished.
Frage 30: … when I, without experiencing a personal high, have to provide my
partner’s pleasure.
Frage 31: … when pain is inflicted to my sensitive areas.
Frage 32: … when I’m totally at my partner’s mercy and being
tortured/tormented/teased by him. (quälen means a lot of things lol)
Frage 33: … when strangers torture/tease me.
Frage 34: … when I inflict pain on someone.
Frage 35: … when I’m forced to serve someone as their slave.
Frage 36: … when my partner doesn’t obey my order and I punish him for it.
Frage 37: … when I hear my partner moaning in pain or I can see the torment and
suffering on his face.
Frage 38: … when I hand over all responsibility for me to my partner.
Frage 39: … when I hit my partner in sensitive areas.
Frage 40: … when I use different things (such as clamps, wax, etc.) to add to my Partner’s pain.
Frage 41: … when i’m severely beaten/thrashed.
Frage 42: … when my body is at my partner’s disposal for his pleasure.
Frage 43: … when i’m forced to satisfy myself in front of my partner.
Frage 44: … when I tell my partner off for his disobedience and punish him for it.
Frage 45: … when I have to satisfy my partner with oral sex.
Frage 46: … when I subjugate myself to my partner voluntarily.
Frage 47: … when my partner brings me to limits that were unknown to me before.
Frage 48: … when my partner gives me the feeling of being completely at his mercy.
Frage 49: … when I put my partner in compromising positions/situations (e.g. no underwear in public, inserted Dildo, …)
Zusatzfragen (Additional Questions)
These questions are used to better determine your inclination. Please answer these questions carefully.
Frage 1: SM has enriched my life!
Frage 2: Sometimes I wish I didn’t have SM-fantasies in my life.
(bisher noch nicht = not up to now)
Frage 3: Sometimes I worry that I go too far in my transformation to SM.
Frage 4: I sometimes fear that my implementation of SM could lead to harm/damage.
Frage 5: I think that in the practice of SM the danger of serious damage is fairly high.
Frage 6: My sex life would be boring without SM!
Frage 7: What age were you when you first started having SM fantasies?
1 – 6 7 – 13 14 – 20 21 – 30 31 – 40 41 – 50 older than 50 still none at all
Frage 8: With regards my sexual inclinations I sometimes regret being different to “normal” people.
Frage 9: Several times I’ve tried to “switch off” my SM-fantasies.
Frage 10: I find it a problem that my SM-fantasies don’t fit in with my Values System.
Frage 11: My SM fantasies have gradually become more and more extreme / are becoming more and more extreme.
Frage 12: How often have you had an SM experience in the last 2 years?
None at all a little some up to now often very often
Frage 13: How often have you had an SM fantasy in the last 2 years?
None at all a little some up to now often very often
In the results section you’ll see this menu down the left-hand side. Verteilung(distribution) will show you your results in a pie chart adding up to 100%. The text says:
What is the relative distribution of a person’s inclinations/tendencies?
The BDSM-test determines the “absolute intensity of the 4 basic tendencies” of a person so can determine how much a person is sadistic, dominant, submissive, or masochistic.
This score however doesn’t constitute the “relative dispersion” of these inclinations of the person as a whole.
When you see the person as a whole, i.e. 100%, you see on this chart how the various tendencies distribute with respect to one another.
Begrifflichkeit means terminology or concepts and it gives quite good explanations for the terms dom, sub, etc. The German in this section says:
Devote Neigung (Submissive inclination)
People with submissive tendencies/inclinations enjoy subjugating themselves and giving up control to another, becoming controlled/dominated and directed by someone.
Dominante Neigung (Dominant inclination)
In contrast, people with dominant tendencies derive sexual pleasure and satisfaction out of the domination and control of another.
Sadistische Neigung (Sadistic inclination)
Sadistic inclinations are characterised by the fact that a person experiences sexual pleasure and satisfaction through inflicting pain and humiliation on another. The term goes back to the French writer Marquis de Sade.
Masochistische Neigung (Masochistic inclination)
The opposite of this is the masochistic tendency, which is characterised by how someone experiences sexual pleasure or satisfaction when pain is inflicted on him and/or he is humiliated.
Then it says:
ATTENTION: It should be noted that the tendencies covered here are only to be understood as preferences within a sexual partnership and generally have very little to do with the behaviour/practice in daily life. So, for example, someone with strong sadistic preferences can by all means be loving and tender in normal human relationships. It should also be noted that very few people identify exclusively as people with just one type of SM tendency. Many love, for example, the interplay between dominant/sadistic and submissive/masochistic (Switchers).
So there!
Other things to note: if you want to change your password (Passwort) go to Einstellungen (Settings) on the menu, and to go back to your results go to Mein Ergebnis (my score – ergeben also means submissive, devoted, humble, or surrender – told you it was the language of BDSM :p)
Percentage-change: From when I took the test a few years ago to the test I took today, the “devot” level has remained the same but the “masochist” percentage has increased – good news for some, i s’ppose :p
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